Creepy Things o’ teh Day!

June 20, 2007

First…. you should go read about this diet pill… it will make you shit your pants…

Some fun quotes from the post:

“WSBS: The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful.
In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.

 

No BS: Oh dear god. Pizza is one of my favourite foods and these evil fucks have done their best to turn me off it for life.
It will be very hard to look at a pizza again without wondering if someone on this drug has taken a shit on it.”

and:

“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects,
it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.”

 

Oh. My. Fucking. God. They are so sure you are going to shit your pants they are saying you should accept the inevitable.
There is no way to avoid this. So wear dark pants to hide the liquid shit stains. And bring a change of clothes.
Because your first set are going to get impregnated with liquid shit.”

So now I’ll leave you with a creepy picture…

Creepy Toilet

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One Response to “Creepy Things o’ teh Day!”

  1. Another alli rant here on my blog (GracefulFlavor). As you might guess, I don’t take too kindly to this sort of sham.

    This drug is a trainwreck. Despite the press and clever packaging, I give this thing six months, tops, before it fades into sunset as a cheap consumer exploit.

    Funny how things that intentionally make you incontinent do that.

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