Our marriage hasn’t been working since Bill and Ted hooked up

I :heart: Wanda Sykes,

The Kiss

“Soul meets soul on lovers’ lips.”
Percy Bysshe Shelley, Prometheus Unbound

 

 

 

 

 

Quote of the Day

“A moment I’ve been dreading. George [Bush] brought his ne’re-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I’ll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they’ll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work.”

– Ronald Reagan in his recently published diaries, entry of May 17, 1986.

I wish I could verify this.

Edit: The quote is a joke by Michael Kinsley, written in an article titled “My Lunch with Reagan” by in the New Republic (vol. 237, issue 1, 7/2/07).
Source

ROFLMAO

Things in Law Today

I was reading the news today and some interesting legal things came up. The first concerns the trial of Pamier Safi for the sexual-assault of Tori Bowen. Ms. Bowen could face a contempt charge if she (or any witnass) use the words “rape,” “assailant,” or “victim” (but “sexual-assault” kit is ok) How dumb. Next we will have a judge saying people cannot use the word “murder” at a murder trial. More if I can find the documents online.

Second is that the Family of 16 year old girl in NC have filed a lawsuit against the local school board, saying that the school didn’t do enough to stop the relationship between their daughter and a teacher/coach. I guess they were so upset about it, since they ‘reluctantly’ signed a legal document permitting her to marry him.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2007/07/10/digiacomo.ne.rape.censored.trial.ketv

http://www.wsoctv.com/news/13660585/detail.html

Question words…

I guess I should start simple… question words seem like a good place.

dara – who
nan/nani – what
itsu – when
doko – where
naze – why
doo/ikaga – how
ikura – how much
ikutsu – how many

See more progress on: Learn Japanese

Creepy Things o’ teh Day!

First…. you should go read about this diet pill… it will make you shit your pants…

Some fun quotes from the post:

“WSBS: The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful.
In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza.

 

No BS: Oh dear god. Pizza is one of my favourite foods and these evil fucks have done their best to turn me off it for life.
It will be very hard to look at a pizza again without wondering if someone on this drug has taken a shit on it.”

and:

“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment effects,
it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.”

 

Oh. My. Fucking. God. They are so sure you are going to shit your pants they are saying you should accept the inevitable.
There is no way to avoid this. So wear dark pants to hide the liquid shit stains. And bring a change of clothes.
Because your first set are going to get impregnated with liquid shit.”

So now I’ll leave you with a creepy picture…

Being Healthly…

is about more then not being sick.

I love the Kashi OrganicPromise cereal, it is very good.

See more progress on: be healthy

But I don’t have any reason to go postal! Well I guess hypothetically now I do.

More info – Webcomic artist fired from gov job over “terroristic” art